Heavy is the number one digital entertainment site for 18-34 year olds in the U.S. Heavy delivers smart, funny and hip programming that attracts over 14.7 million unique visitors online per month. Heavy has a current library of 35 hours of original programming and new programming is being produced. Heavy has an international audience of 8.2 million monthly viewers and growing.
“Heavy bulges with witty parodies… and has the most consistently entertaining line-up of offbeat programming on the net.” –TV Guide
THE PROGRAMMES
Heavy Programming adapted for Television
• HEAVY HALF HOUR – The best of Heavy, with selections from the best of the programming listed below. 22 x 22 minute episodes. Live Action and Animation.
• BEHIND THE MUSIC THAT SUCKS – Selections of the best of Behind the Music That Sucks. 22 x 22 minute episodes. Animation.
• SUPERFICIAL FRIENDS – “Gathered in the Great Hall of Anorexia are five of the most self-important celebrities ever assembled! Linsday Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie and the Olsen Twins! Dedicated to selfishness and social ignorance, they are …THE SUPERFICIAL FRIENDS!!” … So begins this tasteless take-off on the old SuperFriends cartoons, featuring five of America’s most notorious celeb-utantes. 20 x 3 minute episodes. Animation.
• TERIYAKI STRIPS – 13 x 22 minutes episodes. Concept in development. The Best of Heavy Animation.
• HOT ‘N HEAVY – Heavy brings you the edgiest, most risqué videos from Last Night’s Party, Heavy’s Angels, Techsmart by Ron Jeremy and other exclusive Heavy channels. 13 x 22 minutes episodes. Live Action. Concept in development.
All short form series can also be licensed for Television. Licensees may create their own compilations from short form programming licensed.
Heavy Programming – Worldwide rights
• AKA – In search of the truth about sidewalk Santa’s, cross-dressing and more. Live action.
• AMERICAN SUCK COUNTDOWN – A perverse look at who’s hot on the charts and who sucks the most. Animation.
• ASHY TO CLASSY – Donnell Rawlings from The Chappelle Show joins Heavy News with a weekly feature showcasing cultural hotspots with his own brand of street wisdom and style. Live Action.
• ASSFACE – What do you get when you combine an animated face, a fake mustache, the body of a naked Ken Doll and the mouth of a sailor? You get ASSFACE, the gravely voice of disenfranchised American voters from coast to coast. Each week he takes it to “all those face-holes on Capitol Hill” with coarse-but-educated rants on the war, the election and other hot-button issues. Is he speaking his mind, cracking wise, or talking out his ass? You decide. Animation.
• BEHIND THE MUSIC THAT SUCKS – A look at the lives of artists whose music makes us want to flog ourselves with a wet noodle. Animation.
• BLISSTER – Extreme sports, pranks, and lifestyle: boarding, surfing, skating, riding, and jumping out of planes… it’s all here. Live Action.
• CONTRABAND – A contest featuring the hottest up and coming bands. An eclectic group of up of 20 artists will upload self-made videos. The band with the most uploads wins a prize. Live Action.
• DLIFE – Three hipsters armed with video cameras…what they experience, you experience. Live Action.
• HEAVY’S ANGELS – This Heavy original is a monthly user-generated webcam video competition/ program that pits 20 hot web cam girls against each other as they vie to win gifts and ultimately the grand prize Auto. Live Action.
• HEAVY NEWS – A raucous look at contemporary news. Mix Media.
• HEAVY PETTING – An exploration into the mind, body and politics of sexual expression and repression. Live Action.
• HIPNODX – Pure hip-hop coming at you from the East coast to the West coast. Live Action.
• THE JIMMY SHOW – Go on a voyage from the riots at the 1999 Woodstock Reunion Music Festival to the Louisiana swamps to roast a pig. Live Action.
• KENSINGTON REPORT – A live-action series that focuses on bringing you a slightly “different angle” to popular belief. This ridiculously sarcastic “mockumentary” series is saturated with hard-hitting evidence that will make you question reality while it tackles questions such as “Does eating cheese cause racism?” Live Action.
• KUNG FU JIMMY CHOW – This hilarious, cutting-edge, animated series follows Japanimation hero Kung Fu Jimmy Chow and his life at the mall, flirting with girls and battling ninjas, his arch nemesis and a crazy monkey. Animation.
• MASSIVE MATING GAME – This Heavy original competition allows users a chance to win the date of a lifetime with one of the 5 most beautiful and popular girls of MySpace. Live Action.
• MCSHOW – Slamming popular culture. Animation.
• MUNCHY MAN & FATTY – Men on a mission for girls and weed. Animation.
• SABOTAGE NEWS NETWORK – Don’t believe everything you see. Sabotage bum rushes the media to find out what is really going on. Live Action.
• STUCKY AND MURRAY – They first became an Internet sensation in 2005, with their legendary ode to fornicating with a Unicorn. Since then, STUCKEY & MURRAY have used an unintentionally funny genre (80s arena rock power ballads) to write intentionally funny songs. It’s a recipe that has made them viral video superstars, with over 5 million views to their credit. Live Action.
• SUPERFICIAL FRIENDS – “Gathered in the Great Hall of Anorexia are five of the most self-important celebrities ever assembled! Linsday Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie and the Olsen Twins! Dedicated to selfishness and social ignorance, they are …THE SUPERFICIAL FRIENDS!!” … So begins this tasteless take-off on the old SuperFriends cartoons, featuring five of America’s most notorious celeb-utantes. Animation.
• TECHSMART WITH RON JEREMY – Adult film star Ron Jeremy teams up with Heavy News to host a technology review show with the irreverent style of Andy Rooney. Live Action.
• WORKOUT FROM THE PEN – This Heavy original comedy series is dedicated to personal fitness and survival, jailhouse style! Heavy delves deep into the underground of the penitentiary system to show you how inmates get their intimidating and sleek physique. Live Action.
• LAST NIGHT’S PARTY – Lifestyle show of late night life in New York City. Live Action.
